Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 09:59 Post subject: Punjabi Girl
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from New Delhi,
and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Bombay.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Punjabi girl.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said...
the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything..
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye
~!~!~Udasi Theher jaati hai Tumhare naam se pehle~!~!~
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:05 Post subject:
BOHAAT KHOOB PHANTOM BROTHER JI
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 13:14 Post subject:
nice joke phantom g
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 19:26 Post subject:
lolz very funny post indeed but it tells that punjabi girls are mostly violent.
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 21:50 Post subject:
very funny Phantom ji
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 22:19 Post subject:
lolzz
nice one salar thx 4 sharing
maula mere,maula mere maula mere,maula
meraa dil yahi bola, meraa dil yahi bola
yara raaz yeh usane hai mujh par khola
ki hai ishq mohabbat,jiske dil mein
usko pasand karta hai maulaa
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 02:39 Post subject:
Very funny sharing Budhoo
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As I am also PUNJABAN so here i prove....
*~!!~* Ek Pal Mein Wahan Se Hum Uthey *~!!~*
*~!!~* Baithney Mein Jahan Zamaney Lagay *~!!~*
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 03:16 Post subject:
very phantom.Nice work!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 21:04 Post subject:
Thankxxx lotsss all of u
Raania g hum ko kyoon dikha rahi hain apne un ko dikhana punjaban ban k
~!~!~Udasi Theher jaati hai Tumhare naam se pehle~!~!~
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 21:21 Post subject:
Phantom wrote:
Thankxxx lotsss all of u
Raania g hum ko kyoon dikha rahi hain apne un ko dikhana punjaban ban k
unhein tu practical ker kay bataaon gi na u logon ko tu bas dara rahi thi k larrki say panga never changa
*~!!~* Ek Pal Mein Wahan Se Hum Uthey *~!!~*
*~!!~* Baithney Mein Jahan Zamaney Lagay *~!!~*
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 03:20 Post subject:
~Raania~ wrote:
Phantom wrote:
Thankxxx lotsss all of u
Raania g hum ko kyoon dikha rahi hain apne un ko dikhana punjaban ban k
unhein tu practical ker kay bataaon gi na u logon ko tu bas dara rahi thi k larrki say panga never changa
Abhi to keh rahi ho jab aaeen ge na wo to g hazoori karo gi
~!~!~Udasi Theher jaati hai Tumhare naam se pehle~!~!~
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 08:06 Post subject:
Phantom wrote:
~Raania~ wrote:
Phantom wrote:
Thankxxx lotsss all of u
Raania g hum ko kyoon dikha rahi hain apne un ko dikhana punjaban ban k
unhein tu practical ker kay bataaon gi na u logon ko tu bas dara rahi thi k larrki say panga never changa
Abhi to keh rahi ho jab aaeen ge na wo to g hazoori karo gi
100% theek kaha hai bro
sis raania "larrki say panga never changa " Nahi..."HUBBY say panga never changa
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 14:42 Post subject:
nice joke phamton ,
thanks for sharing
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 22:10 Post subject:
Phantom wrote:
~Raania~ wrote:
Phantom wrote:
Thankxxx lotsss all of u
Raania g hum ko kyoon dikha rahi hain apne un ko dikhana punjaban ban k
unhein tu practical ker kay bataaon gi na u logon ko tu bas dara rahi thi k larrki say panga never changa
Abhi to keh rahi ho jab aaeen ge na wo to g hazoori karo gi
Unkay aanay pe main kya keron gi ye U ko q bataaon
*~!!~* Ek Pal Mein Wahan Se Hum Uthey *~!!~*
*~!!~* Baithney Mein Jahan Zamaney Lagay *~!!~*
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 22:19 Post subject:
Aa.Kk.Tt wrote:
Phantom wrote:
~Raania~ wrote:
Phantom wrote:
Thankxxx lotsss all of u
Raania g hum ko kyoon dikha rahi hain apne un ko dikhana punjaban ban k
unhein tu practical ker kay bataaon gi na u logon ko tu bas dara rahi thi k larrki say panga never changa
Abhi to keh rahi ho jab aaeen ge na wo to g hazoori karo gi
100% theek kaha hai bro
sis raania "larrki say panga never changa " Nahi..."HUBBY say panga never changa
Kya na sis tum bhi uskay saath mil gai.. lagat hai merya bhai se aaj koi panga hova hai
array main nay LARRKI kaha tha or shadi kay baad tu
*~!!~* Ek Pal Mein Wahan Se Hum Uthey *~!!~*
*~!!~* Baithney Mein Jahan Zamaney Lagay *~!!~*
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very funny post indeed but it tells that punjabi girls are mostly violent.
lagat hai merya bhai se aaj koi panga hova hai 
