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SHEETAL :)

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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 09:34
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>> hello"
>>
>>
>> "hi honey, this is daddy. is mommy near the phone?"
>>
>>
>> "no daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle paul."
>>
>>
>> after a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle
>>paul!"
>>
>>
>> "oh yes i do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right
>>now."
>>
>>
>> breif pause "uh okay then,this is what i want u to do put the
>>phone downon the table, run upstair knock the bedroom door and shout to
>>mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."
>>
>>
>> "ok daddy just a minute."
>>
>>
>> a while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it
>>daddy."
>>
>>
>> "what happened honey?"
>>
>>
>> "well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the
>>room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she
>>aint moving at all."
>>
>> "what bout uncle paul?" asked dad.
>>
>>
"he jumped out the window into the swimming pool but i guess he
>>didn't know you emptied the water last week. he hit the bottom and i
>>think he's dead."
>>
>>
>> really long pause this time.
>>
>> daddy says, "swimming pool?.. is this 486-5731?"
>>
>> "no this is 486-5713.."
>>
>>
>> sorry wrong number..

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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:44
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Floor To funny Floor To funny Floor To funny Floor To funny Floor To funny Floor To funny

Now that was funny Razz and i have read it b4 Razz

 

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Palkoan par aansu chod jaate hain.
Kall koi aur mile to hame mat bhul jana,
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 15:48
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lol, ya read before

 

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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 20:39
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=| heh..

Priya, where do you find these awesome avatars?

 

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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 21:08
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Somethings I make, like this one Very Happy. Some I just google google google, hehe Very Happy

 

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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 23:19
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LOL wahh wahh

 

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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 19:40
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WRONG NUMBER HAHAHAHAH OMG THAT'S AWESOME LOL

 



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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 01:11
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hahaha, that was funny Razz

good one Razz

 

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