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Abdullah Mufty

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:10
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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say a few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set, and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss' wife, and taken illegal drugs. I was appalled! But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish filled with good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his speech. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
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AAj phir jeena ki temna hai
Aaj phir merna ka irada hai

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Chand

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:58
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hahaha

 

Karke Tabahi Meri, Mainu Sata Sata Ke
Hun Kyu Dikha Reha E Hanju Baha Baha Ke?
Jo Hogeya Hai Bhulja, Us Da Na Jikar Kar Tu
Sir Bhar Lavenga Apna Mitti Udda Udda Ke
Us Ne Nahi Badalna Usne Nahi Samajhna!
Kujh Vi Nahi Hai Milna Pathar Kasa Kasa Ke.

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Priya

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 21:28
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Oh now I remember my boss ka boss sent this to us as a lesson or message or something...lol I have no idea why or what for Chuckle

 

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